Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
