im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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