R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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