Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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