Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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