I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
