in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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