It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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