She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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