Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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