When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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