Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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