She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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