hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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