So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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