I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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