Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
you made out with another girl for some wings
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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