Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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