Some milfs here doing some blow
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can't turn off my feet"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.