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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

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  It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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• (909): View more from California

  You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"

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• (561): View more from Florida

  A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it

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• (406): View more from Montana

  its 2pm. u awake yet?

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  ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.

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• (310): View more from California

  I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.

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  How the fuck do you have so much free time?

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  Polyphasic sleep schedule.

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• (714): View more from California

  Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu

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