bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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