We're like a lot better than the average bears
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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