so that wasnt chicken after all
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I still have a little drunk in my system
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
