watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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