She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
try to milk me bitch
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
