i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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