It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Can I color on your dick again?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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