How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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