Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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