A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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