I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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