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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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