Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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