i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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