At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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