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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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