dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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