I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She bit a glass in half.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
