nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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