Its about making memories worth repressing
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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