They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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