My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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