Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
