I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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