come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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