Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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