it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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