Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Randomize
