What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
