No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
third nipple confirmed
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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