I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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