Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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