how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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