She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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