This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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