I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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